Merch items
$5.00
Introducing our debut album "Swingset", now as a CD. This 7-Track, 1-Interlude album has been featured on Forbez as "Not available for product placement" and in News Geekly as "Dude stop emailing us, we're not putting that in here.". This album is number 98,728,718 on ITunes and is considered by many to be a "non-refundable disc." Buy now.
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You asked/ We forgot. You asked AGAIN, and we remembered to stock up. We finally have our "Swingset" album artwork on a T-shirt. Show your Mom, your Friends, and Co-workers the sickest fucking album band-shirt they've never heard of.
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This double sided T-shirt is bound to contort necks, and spend checks. Featuring The all mighty Smilo-doom on the back, and the classic "Sabertooth" band name on the front chest. Don't miss out. these go fast. (Name only on front; Name and head on back)
$20.00
The infamous Serial-chiller has finally been caught, and it's mug shot can now be worn by none other than YOU.... or used as a decorative towel in that sick ass room you spent all that time designing.
Regardless mormons'll hate it and that's all we really strived for.
$1.00
We'll sign any online store merch you want with any color sharpie. Please include list of items you would like, and what color in the "Notes" section of checkout. If the color is not specified it will be in Original black.
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Wanna slap our logo on someone's car? We do not condone it, but you can do that. We can't control you........OR you could stick it on the back of your 1995 Mac desktop. Where ever you put it, it's sure to add flavor.